2000 to 2008
GEORGE W. BUSH - The "Big Little Man" who had to prove he was a tough guy. He's the bully on the schoolyard who's all talk and no fight. If it was possible to measure the IQ of a rock, the rock would be a genius compared to this idiot. Everybody should have known better when he was coerced, by the Big Oil companies, into choosing the 'Little Dick' for his VP.

DICK CHENEY - He is the world's worst nightmare of the 'Ultimate Dictator'. He's a crazed megalomaniac. He would make Caligula, Attila the Hun, Hitler, Stalin and Pol Pot look like rank amatuers. We should all be thankful George W. didn't croak during his eight years of idiotic leadership, like the Little Dick prayed for every night. Dick Cheney is one those punks with a little dick complex. He has to compensate by playing with guns, the bigger the better. He's a dick. Probably a closet homo who gets on his knees in the airport restrooms and generously and enthusiastically performs fellatio on his fellow man.

DON RUMSFELD - He is the ultimate 'Yes Man'. His only talent in life is knowing who's asses to kiss and he is a professional at it. He gets on his knees and gives his heroes big wet sloppy french kisses with his tongue extended.

1992 to 2000
HILLARY CLINTON - She was the Boss all during the years Bill was on the stage. She was the writer, producer and director of all his Big Screen productions. Bill was just hired help. Hillary is a grossly ugly and grossly ambitious slut who sold her box and her soul for the 'Promise of Power'.
In her concession speech (her losing the 2007 democratic nomination) she asked the rhetorical question:
"What does Hillary want?"
The answer? She wants it all.
How on Earth did she sucker Obama into making her the Secretary of State? Good God, what on Earth was he thinking? Shoot, he might as well have made the White House pooch the Czar of all the Dogs. Didn't he realize she is licking her chops for his chair behind the desk of the Oval Office?

BILL CLINTON - He's an accomplished Shakespear'ean actor. He should have gotten an Oscar, or a Lifetime Achievement Award for all his bullshit performances. Bill missed his true calling. He should have gone to Hollywood where he would have been a star, or where he could have been a gynecologist to the starlets.
Just like his wife, he's a crazed fan of cunnilinigus. Hey, like they said on Seinfeld, "There's nothing wrong with that" but all Bill can concentrate on is labia, vagina and clitoritis. Bill is retarded in his maturity, still trying to look up women's dresses. That's why he keeps his shoes so shiny - to use as mirrors.
An x-ray of his brain would show a 300 dpi full color jpeg of a box with a cigar hanging out of it. He's a professional, serial adulterer and the only reason his wife has hung on is so she can trail along behind him and eat the leftovers, and for the 'Promise of More Power'.

1992 calendar years minus 1776 = 216 years. Two hundred and sixteen years of Old Glory flying proudly around the globe, and then these idiots stumble onto the stage. Sixteen years of tragic comedy. Sixteen years of America suffering. It will only end when the American People Declare Energy Independence.
What's next in the history of American politics?

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